Hockey Night In Canada open thread: February 16th

Masochists Of The World, Unite!:

For those that hate themselves enough to actually want to sit through Coach?s Corner, here?s the video from tonight. Highlight: Don kind of blames Karlsson for getting his Achilles severed.

Need a Montage:

Here?s your intro from HNIC tonight with Jay Baruchel holding a copy of a book I was supposed to read in University but never got around to. 2.3 GPA, what up.

Who?:

Don Cherry just called Lou Lamoriello ?Leo Lamoriello.? Remind me why he still has a job, again? And why we?re supposed to like him?

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Miss you, James.

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Leafs vs. Senators

Hockey, Saturday, etc.

Preview: The Leafs look to start another amazing winning streak because they?re the best tonight as they take on the (apparently) hostile Ottawa Senators who I hope try to keep Leafs fans out of their own building. I hope the senators start some sort of Days of Future Past situation where Leafs fans are hunted down and put in cages? That would be awesome. Where was I? The injury ridden Leafs will try to take down their not-really-but-kinda rivals who are also somewhat injury ridden (in case you hadn?t heard or seen the replay of Karlsson?s injury 97 times) and we?ll see how many times Chris Neil goes after someone who doesn?t want to fight him. It?ll probably be Colton Orr. I mean, who are we kidding. And, hey, Mike Brown?s back, so, DERP potential. Should be fun.

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Lineups:

Toronto Maple Leafs

James van Riemsdyk ? Tyler Bozak ? Phil Kessel
Leo Komarov ? Mikhail Grabovski ? Nikolai Kulemin
Clarke MacArthur ? Nazim Kadri ? Colton Orr
Frazer McLaren ? McClement ? Mike Brown

Dion Phaneuf ? Korbinian Holzer
John-Michael Liles ? Mike Kostka
Mark Fraser ? Cody Franson

Ben Scrivens
Jussi Rynnas

Ottawa Senators

Eric Condra ? Kyle Turris ? Kyle Silfverberg
Mika Zabinejad ? Stephane Da Costa ? Daniel Alfredsson
Kaspars Daugavins ? Zack Smith ? Chris Neil
David Dziurzynski- Derek Grant ? Jim O?Brien

Eric Gryba ? Marc Methot
Patrick Weircioch ? Chris Phillips
Mike Lundin ? Sergei Gonchar

Craig Anderson
Ben Bishop

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